Have you tried using Javascript?

What is rubber ducking?

Rubber ducking is the technique of talking to an inanimate object (often a rubber duck) through the flow of a piece of code. This practice often ends abrubtly with an exclamation "Oh, I'm so stupid" and frantic tapping at the keyboard while the duck looks on, impassive.

Who made it?

I did.

I have a funny quotation.

Great! Here's the source.